Been a while since i was active on Devart. Half cus i was getting cought in the sloth of being out of the educational system known as school. And the other half is that ive started my military service, we dont get much hands on comps here.TT

Anyway, im back and will try to get a glimpse on whats happening here as much as i can.

First of all, my computers up n running again after a few days of absolute crash.

EVERYONE, DO THE WAVE!(With a very commanding voice.)

My comp just stopped working one day, and after trying everything i could without risking a more fysical malfunktion (aka my fist to screen) i went down to the shop to abuse my warranty a bit. And what do you know, when the guy starts it up it fucking works for no fucking apparent reason(Color me pissed). So yeah, after walking a few meters with a big clunky box on 20 kg back and forth without earning anything on it i can gladly say that this has been one wonderfull day.

Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55% of plepoe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, palce it in yuor plorfie.

Answer the questions, start your sentence with "I am a.." and piece the rest together. Post your sentence in the title box and Voila! Tag random friends so they can try too!

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red= loud
[ ] Green= stupid
[ ] None= freaky
[ ] Fuzzy=gorgeous
[ ] Yellow= innocent
[ ] Purple= a little too happy
[ ] Black= emo
[ ] Stripes= funny
[x] Gray= skanky
[ ] Pink= preppy
[ ] Light blue= sweaty
[ ] Other= hot
[ ] White= sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts= cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort= skank
[ ] Tight jeans= scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans= emo
[ ] Camo= cage fighter
[x] Jeans= prep
[ ] Pajamas= pimp
[ ] Cargo= clown
[ ] Sweats= athlete
[ ] Boxers= brat
[ ] Bootie shorts= female
[ ] Pj's= ninja
[ ] Capris= Gangster
[ ] Nothing= hoe
[ ] Dickies= weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms= tiki girl
[ ] Other= sex addict


What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn= that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde= with a nice ass
[ ] Black= with a big heart
[ ] Dark brown= with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red= that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown= with a sexy smile
[x] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald= with herpes
[ ] Other= who loves to be different

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 - killed
[ ] 2 - needed
[ ] 3 - killed
[ ] 4 - shot
[ ] 5 - ate
[ ] 6 - smoked with
[x] 7 - cuddled with
[ ] 8 - ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 - stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 - who banged
[ ] 11 - slept with
[ ] 12- ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 - a dildo
[ ] 02 - a dog
[ ] 03 - a condom
[ ] 04 - a toothbrush
[ ] 05 - my best guy friend
[ ] 06 - The trojan man
[ ] 07 - Barny the dinosaur
[ ] 08 - a prostitute
[ ] 09 - a pornstar
[ ] 10 - a bag of weed
[ ] 11 - A homo
[ ] 12 - Paris Hilton
[ ] 13- a horse
[ ] 14 - a lesbian
[ ] 15 - a stripper
[ ] 16 - a pickle
[ ] 17 - a shoe
[ ] 18 - a jew
[ ] 19 - an orange
[ ] 20 - a lover
[ ] 21 - a homeless guy
[ ] 22 - your dealer
[ ] 23 - my crush
[ ] 24 - an easter egg
[ ] 25 - a jar of honey
[ ] 26 - the kool-aid man
[ ] 27 - a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 - a french fry
[ ] 29 - a whore
[x] 30 - a glass of milk
[ ] 31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
[ ] White - because I love marijuana
[ ] Black - because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink - Because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue- because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots - because i'm good in bed
[ ] Purple - because I'm gay
[ ] Gray - because that's how I roll
[ ] Other - because I have double D's
[x] Green - because i hate my life
[ ] Orange - because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown - because i had to
[ ] Shirtless - because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua- Cause the 306CBZ kick c


Im a skanky prep with sexy eyes, that cuddled with a glass of milk because i hate my life.

Dear me...

Was out and helped stocking firewood up at the sawmill these past two days.
It had to be done outside, in the snow, and i had to cut it myself.
For six ours i stood in -20c cutting wood with my shoes wet as hell, my toes and fingers half black and sawdust in my clothes mixing with the sweat making me feel like ive swimmed in mud and up my nose making it sound like someone couldn't stop talking shit about me(Manga joke there.).

FUCK SNOW! FUCK COLD! FUCK WOOD! AND FUCK SAWDUST!!!

Ahhhh...there...stress gone...

Thank you for listening.